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 Tamarindo, Costa Rica
We’ve all been
there. The perfect dawner tempting you to pull a sickie and stay in the water,
the lure of fresh powder tempting you to spank the credit card (again), what
looks like the perfect wave breaking just out of your comfort zone tempting,
goading you to risk your neck and give it a try.
Check out the
current issue of Stranger for an insight into the lengths some people will go
to to satisfy their cravings, but in the meantime satisfy yours with some tales
of surf and snow temptation…
“After
graduating I escaped the bleak British winter and followed the sun around the
globe. It was in
Costa Rica
(Tamarindo to be precise) that the pleasures of warm water became so apparent.
I’d come straight from the chills of Cornish seas sessions in deepest darkest
November on a paddle board where I could barely bring myself to put my
fingertips in the icy cold water.
Then in
Australia I
bought my first ever surfboard. The end of an era of splashing around on begged
or borrowed boards. A 6’4 second hand McCoy, some warm water wax and my
bikini…and I was off.
Now I'm home and I’ve got my first ‘proper job’…and I find my thoughts drifting
back to warm seas, hot sand and life in a bikini. This is the job that I spent
three years at uni for, the career path that leads me to stability, my own
home, and the means to stay in
Cornwall.
But I can't stop thinking about that deliciously warm sea. Don’t get me wrong,
I love
Cornwall.
I love my life here. But almost every day I’m tempted to just book a flight and
answer the lure of that water. It happens mostly in meetings, or when I’m
struggling out of my wetsuit, so cold I’m convinced my insides have turned to
sorbet.
I don’t think that temptation will ever fade. The desire to dive in the warm
sea, hot bubbles tickling my skin like nature’s own all over body massage. And
no, having a bath just isn’t the same."
Rachel Bromley
Stranger reader
and warm water addict
 Alexander Todorenko fotonewzealand.co.nz
"The promise of
warmer waters, easy paddle outs and peeling lines of clean surf lead me to
dream up ideas of where I could go over the Easter holidays.
After a red
wine infused evening to dilute the boredom of watching my flat mates play Pro-Evo,
I decided to calculate my funds and hit the Internet. A few minutes later and I
had booked a flight to
New
Zealand, leaving my overdraft used and
abused.
After two
achingly long flights and a sloppy squid curry at what felt like breakfast time
I finally arrived.
A couple of
nights sleeping on the floor of my cousins house, pouring over maps, searching
for swell and ways of transport and I had decided my first destination.
I was not
disappointed. My time in Raglan was spent slathered in factor 30 sunscreen,
catching beautiful, glassy waves with pot bellied Maori longboarders, gliding
effortlessly down peaky left handers.
The beaches and
water are perfectly clean, with the added bonus of being uncrowded. I was sad
to say goodbye but hopefully I will return someday soon. Now I’m back at my
desk, with the temptation for another trip building up inside me, waiting for
the next great escape.”
Kezia Clark
Stranger reader
and surf seeker
 Photo by John Eldridge
“Stranger 2006
Tignes….been on a coach for 14hrs (Cornwall crew 24hrs)…dreary rain
outside…group of 45 or so people all supa keen to hit the snow….heavy rain
turns to heavy snow…everyone excited about expected deep powder levels…coach
gets stuck in snow…team Stranger advises on snow chain usage….finally get to
village…everyone trying to drag their equipment off the coach first so they can
hit the fresh snow….advised lifts are closed due to avalanche risk…everyone
super bummed out….more waiting….someone suggested hiking up the slope off the
back of the car park to build a kicker…..INSPIRED IDEA….everyone piles up the
first part of the mountain….the session goes off….frustration vented…SUDDENLY
someone shouts AVALANCHE…everyone looks up to see a massive cloud of powder
rolling down the mountain….new friend get engulfed in the powder cloud…people
scramble for cover….you can hear the heartbeats and see the
helplessness….everyone braces….the cloud passes….no all encompassing wave of
snow follows…disbelief….visibility returns…shouts go out to those at the
top…those at the bottom…responses ring out across the mountain….everyone is
ok….everyone realises what could have been….everyone heads straight off the mountain
and straight to the pub to create embellished stores of ‘the time I escaped an
avalanche’….temptation proved lucky this time.”
James Purnell
Stranger reader
and avalanche survivor
“Whilst sitting
below the Meribel Shaker speed bumps competition a long 12 years ago, dressed
unwillingly in something resembling a cheerleader’s outfit, I was putting a
brave face on things with the help of one or two morning beers from the ice
bar.
There was a
break in events and the judges began to call out for a voluntary naked skier to
come down the competition course. Spectators began to throw money in a bucket
for this new entertainment.
I didn’t know
which charity it was for but through my beery blur I suddenly found myself
tempted to volunteer, standing to take up the challenge before I had even properly considered it.
I fell over
twice on the way down to the button drag lift which was evidence to me of beers
and false courage. On the lift the judges drew me to everyone’s attention over
the Tannoy, addressing me as nude girl‚
“this had
better be a good charity”‚ I thought.
In fact “bloody
hell”‚ is more what I thought when looking down on the course from above. Funny
how things look so much steeper when looking down rather than up them. A quick
strip, and off I went to warnings from the race starter to try nothing heroic.
If only!
I had to t-tray
down the whole course, painfully slowly, in just shades, boots and a board.
There was even a jump I had to negotiate. Mortification, nerves, sideline
photographers and a running commentary from below combined to erase thoughts of
afternoon shifts at work clean out of my head. Drunken temptation had got the better of me and I was paying the price. What felt like several years later I finally made it to
the bottom where friends ran forward proffering clothes.
The charity
turned out to be cold cash just for me, but the good intention had been there.
I’ve made up for it since.”
Petra Greenhalgh,
Stranger reader and naked snowboarder
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