You can’t escape. It’s everywhere you look. The Royal Wedding is upon us and avoidance isn’t an option.

So what better way to deal with it than in good humour, investing in a few pieces of tat that raise a smile, rather than a grimace and some expletives.

Here’s our pick of the best commemorative royal wedding pieces on offer:

On The List

If it’s crockery you are after but you know that Kate’s and Wils’ cheesy mugs would taint your ham and pickle, then check out this beauty. KK Outlet is a branding, design and artist showcase with a penchant for out-of-the-box thinking. Wonder what’s really on her wedding list?

www.kkoutlet.com

Willy Lover

Not sure what to pour down your gullet in a desperate attempt to drown out the flutter and flap of Union Jacks tomorrow? Why not try a celebratory real ale, courtesy of Skinners – with a cheeky edge to it of course. We are in no doubt that 'Kate Loves Willy'.

www.skinnersbrewery.com

Royal Jelly

If you have a spare £500 to splash out and want a real piece of memorabilia to last until, well until the sugar dissolves, why not pick up your very own Kate Middleton jelly bean? That’s right folks,  if you were quicker of the mark, for just 500 smackers you could have got a one off ‘it really does look like her’ jelly bean that some random found in a pack and had the foresight to put on eBay. Crazy just doesn’t cut it.

Makes Me Sick

Our favourite. Because let’s face it we’re all going to be prone to a bit of nausea when Katie totters down the aisle. So a celebratory sick bag to vomit in true royalist style is just the ticket. Well done Lydia Leith, we're loving your work.

www.lydialeith.com

Happy Royal Wedding Folks.